Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, not long after their honeymoon, he was busy organizing his golf equipment
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His wife stood nearby, quietly observing him. After a lengthy silence, she finally spoke:
“Tim, I’ve been thinking.
Now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you gave up golfing. You spend so much time at it, and you could probably sell your clubs for a good price.”
Tim froze, a horrified expression spreading across his face. Alarmed, she asked, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“For a moment there, you sounded just like my ex-wife,” he said.
“Ex-wife?!” she exclaimed. “I didn’t know you were married before!”
“I wasn’t,” Tim replied.
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