The Secret to a Long Marriage
A man asks his friend, “What’s the secret to your long, happy marriage?” His friend replies, “It’s simple. Twice a week, my wife and I go to…
After this situation, my life split into “before” and “after.”
My grandfather was the world’s most cheap person. I got a $30 gift card from him after he d!ed. For some reason, I chose to use it…
“Sharp Retort: 92-Year-Old’s Hilarious Response to Teenager’s Sarcasm”
This 92-Year-Old’s Epic Response to a Teenager’s Wild Hair Will Leave You in Stitches!😂😂Check the first comment 👇 I took my dad to the mall the other…
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at…
Two blondes were working on a house.
The one who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it…
Did Santa get you that?
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light…
A Teacher Asks Little Johnny If He Knows His Numbers
A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers “Yes,” he says. “My dad taught me.” “Can you tell me what comes after three?” “Four” “What…
