“Midnight Call Confusion That Will Leave You in Stitches!”

In an unexpected twist during a quiet night, a married couple was jolted awake at 2 a.m. by a mysterious phone call.

The wife, groggily answering, listened for a brief moment before exclaiming,
“How should I know?

That’s 200 miles from here!”

She promptly hung up, leaving her husband curious. “Who was that?” he asked.

Without missing a beat, his wife replied with a deadpan expression,
“How would I know?

Some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!”

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