A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know
The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered, “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband. …
.. .
“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
Little Kelly failed her math test. Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Daughter: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”
Father: “So?”
Daughter: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…
…
If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”
