A married couple at dance club

A married couple are out one night at a dance club.

There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy?

Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

The husband says, “Looks like he’s still celebrating!”

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