A young girl tells her mother: “Not now,” responds Mummy, “a strange lady came around while you were away at work.”
Hold off until Daddy comes home.
Mummy then asks, “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?” while they wait for Daddy to return home.
Mummy replies, “You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning,” as Daddy prepares to speak.
Keep going, dear.
The young girl continues, “Well, Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me, and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs.”
I went up and peeked through the keyhole as they entered your bedroom and shut the door.
“Clever girl,” Mummy purrs. “I saw them hugging and kissing even more, and then they started to take each other’s clothes off.
They continued until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.
What could you see through the keyhole?” ””Yes?” affirms Mummy, And then what took place?”
The little girl responds with self-assurance, “Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year.”
