While on a scenic road trip, an elderly couple decided to stop at a roadside diner for lunch. After finishing their meal, they got back in the car and resumed their journey. It wasn’t until they had been driving for about forty minutes that the elderly woman realized she had left her prescription glasses on the table at the diner.
She informed her husband, and to their frustration, they had to drive quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. As they headed back to the diner to retrieve the glasses, the elderly husband transformed into the quintessential grouchy old man. He fussed, complained, and scolded his wife nonstop during the entire highway drive back.
The more he griped, the more agitated he became, refusing to let up for even a moment. Finally, to the elderly woman’s relief, they arrived back at the vintage diner. She quickly got out of the family vehicle and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses.
Just as she was about to enter, the old man rolled down his window and called out, “While you’re in there, you might as well grab my hat and the credit card!”
An Old Man Decides to Prove His Wife Isn’t Having Hearing Problems. An elderly guy notices that his wife is having difficulty hearing. He attempts to convince her to take a hearing test, but she refuses.
He decides to show her that something is amiss with her hearing.
He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, switches it on, and yells below, knowing she’s in the kitchen. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
No response.
He went downstairs and yelled. “Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no response.
He entered the living room and yelled again.
“Honey, what’s for supper?”
No response. He even stands just outside the kitchen and yells. “What’s for supper?” and yet no response.
Finally, he stands directly behind her and asks, “Honey.
What’s for supper?!”
She turns around and says “Damn!t Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!”
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!
Have a nice day!!
