An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.
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A young and beautiful woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevator.
She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!”
A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevator.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!”
Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination.
As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women,
bends over, and farts, then bellows, “Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!”
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